Karma Sutra Vol.1

In today's episode of Karma Sutra, we are going to teach you or rather highlight to dare devils out there who would like to go the extra mile in their sex life!

Yes. though this is very new to me, i am still gonna keep a look out to interesting places for readers!

Lets announce today's most interesting venue!!

It is.............

Outside the police station! Yup. daredevils?! UP TO IT?

But please do it in your vehicle!

Apparently, a US couple did that...

this is it...

Ananova:

Couple had sex outside police station

A US couple have been arrested after having sex in their car - in a disabled space outside a police station.

The couple told officers they were unaware where they had parked, reports the Morning Call newspaper.

They hadn't noticed several marked police cars in the other parking spaces nearby.

They were outside the main police station in Hellertown, Pennsylvania, with the engine running in the early hours of the morning when a police officer tapped on the windscreen.

Dennis Cullen, 23, and his female companion, who has not been named, told police they had been drinking at a university function earlier in the evening.

Cullen was charged with drink driving. Neither he nor his companion were charged in connection with having sex in the car.

Deadly white rabbit sweet anybody?

Gone were the days that we love the white rabbit sweet! The ones from China? yes.. the one that looks like this?
It is found that,Melamine can be found in this sweet too. the very substance that killed many many people. The one that resulted in many children to be hospitalise? yeah! PLEASE STOP EATING IT!

AVA’s latest laboratory findings show that the “White Rabbit Creamy Candy” (大白兔奶糖) from China is also contaminated with melamine. Consumers who have bought the affected products are advised not to consume them.

The latest test results bring the total number of milk and related products from China imported into Singapore that are found to be contaminated with melamine to three. The other two affected products are "Yili Brand" Choice Dairy Fruit Bar Yogurt Flavoured Ice Confection” and “Dutch Lady” brand of strawberry flavoured milk.

All the affected products have been recalled earlier. Since 19 Sep 08, AVA has suspended the import and sale of all milk and milk products from China. These products include milk, ice-cream, yoghurt, confectionery such as chocolates, biscuits and sweets as well as any other products containing milk from China as an ingredient.

Retailers and importers have been instructed to recall these products and withhold them from sale. AVA will not hesitate to prosecute any retailer or importer who fail to remove these products from their shelves. Under the Sale of Food Act, anyone found selling unwholesome food can be fined up to $10,000 and/or sentenced to three months jail, or both.

As a precaution, consumers are also advised not to consume any milk or milk products from China.

Consumers who have any queries can call AVA’s hotline at 63257625 during office hours (8.30 am – 6.00 pm, Monday – Friday).

I decided to have Sex with my.....

Yup. After a long tiring day at work. i decided to check things out in my cozy little room!! All so warm and loving.
I decided to settle some stuff online. and before i realise it. wah la. This caught my attention! Man has sex with his car!

Wonder where on earth he stuff his thing to man.
hahaha..

Ananova:

Man has sex with car

A drunk man has been arrested after being caught having sex with a car.

The car's owner left the SUV on a quiet street in the US.

The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting friendly with the front of the car.

He was arrested after passers-by called the police, reports Metro.

Obama Sex Video?

Viewers be caution! Actually, on the internet, there are a lot of desperate people doing desperate stuff. And like for this time, computer hackers have decided to use this election opportunity to create fake claim of a Obama having Sex caught on video and stuff, but what viewers do not know is that, by clicking on the links provided, the virus has just entered their computer. A simple act like opening an email can actually also allow some virus to enter. Friends of mine received such email virus before, where subject of the email is "someone deleted you on MSN". so base of curiosity, most people will open it. and walla! virus in your com.

So yeah. Be smart! do the right thing people. or rather, be wise!
the news below will clarify my point above.
gees of it? THERE IS NO SEX VIDEO OF OBAMA! ITS ALL A FAKE!


SAN FRANCISCO - CYBER crooks are trying to cash in on fascination with the US presidential race by sending trick email promising a sex video starring candidate Barack Obama, according to Sophos computer security firm.

Email recipients gullible enough to click on an enclosed link get to see a seemingly homemade sex video that doesn't feature the presidential contender but does secretly install malicious software on people's computers.

'This email has been spammed out widely across the Internet, claiming that US senator Barack Obama has been in a sex video while he was in the Ukraine and all you have to do is click on the link to view the movie,' Sophos technology consultant Graham Cluley said in a video posted on the firm's website.

'If you were to click on that link ... spyware is installed on your computer which steals your passwords and your banking information and sends it to cyber criminals.'

Ill-intended creators of malicious software are quick to seize on hot topics to dupe people into opening files or executing applications that allow stealth programs to invade their machines.

The tactic is referred to as 'social engineering' because it involves fooling computer users instead of hacking past security software or firewalls guarding systems.

Ruses have involved sending bogus emails promising images or video of celebrities or from major disasters such as earthquakes, tsunamis or hurricanes.

'So next time you receive an unsolicited email don't just blindly click on it,' Mr Cluley advised. 'You could be getting into danger.' -- AFP

Doogy Style??!!!

What in the world has this Judge been thinking? Too desperate for a witness or something? I wonder why on earth does he have to do this man. He has asked Scooby to be a witness in a murder trial! And if you are thinking Scooby Doo, you are somewhat correct! Scooby is a DOG, which is going to appear as a witness in murder trial! Madness i am telling you! so what are they going to be doing? count the number of barks or something? hahah..
This is the kind of news you should be reading today! Desprate people doing desprate moves! ahah..

A dog nicknamed Scooby has become the first animal in the world to appear as a witness in a murder trial.

The animal is believed to have been with his 59-year-old owner when she was found hanging from the ceiling of her Paris flat.

Police believe it was suicide but her family demanded a murder investigation, reports the Daily Telegraph.

During a preliminary hearing the pet was led into the witness box by a vet to see how it reacted to a suspect. It is said to have "barked furiously".

The aim was to decide if there was sufficient evidence to launch a full murder inquiry and a judge is yet to reach a decision.

French judge Thomas Cassuto praising the animal for his "exemplary behaviour and invaluable assistance".

A spokesman for the Palais de Justice in Paris confirmed that the Nanterre case was the first time a dog had appeared as a witness in criminal proceedings in France.

He said he was "almost certain" it was also a world first. The dog was nicknamed after crime-fighting cartoon character Scooby Doo. - Avanova

Chicken? or *ahem*

This is simply crazy! Chicken for the price of $94?!!! and no its not *ahem* Its the blooming Chicken Rice. HAWKER CENTER chicken rice!! wah piang! so expensive but still got people buy! Too rich already!

I think this is by far the most expensive i heard of, the next gotta be food from Food Republic@ Vivo! think that one also very expensive! MADNESS!!!

LAKSA for the equivalent of $53, chicken rice for $94 and chilli crab for $144 - unimaginable prices for hawker food.

But Russian diners paid these exorbitant sums, in local roubles, to get a taste of some of Singapore's signature dishes at a food fair held in Moscow recently.

The dishes were such a hit that they are now set to become permanent additions to the menu of one of the city's top eateries, Nedalniy Vostock Restaurant. - ST

Hardcore Pornstar is a policewoman??!!!

This woman is really one of a kind in the police force.

she is not an ordinary police! BUT a Hardcore Porn star.

I am amazed by the kind of mentality she has! amazing! This police is a HARDCORE PORN star! Shocking right? you should check it out for yourself and be stun by her attitude towards being fired!!

A Hungarian policewoman has been sacked after she was spotted in a hard-core porn movie.

Livia Kovacs, 36, from the Budapest police force was spotted in the Triple X rated movie by a colleague who then told superiors.

She has now been fired for bringing the force into disrepute and misuse of her police uniform.

In the movies, she plays a dominatrix cop who uses her police handcuffs and a truncheon during a wild sex session.

Kovacs said: "I don't care about being fired. Since news spread about my acting debut I have been flooded with offers from producers to do more films." -Ananova

Food For Couples~

Welcome to the first entry on FOOD FOR COUPLES~
There will be many more entries on Food For Couples coming~

This week Food For Couples is *drum rolls*

Manhanttan Seafood Platter For Two!
The Manhattan Fish Market is situated in Plaza Singapura, Level 6 Unit #06-07

Basically its a wide spread of seafood on a pan! haha.
There are Deep Fried Fish Fillet, Calamari, Oysters and Prawns serve with fries and Garlic Rice!
Calamari given by them machiam FREE! I'm telling you! its a lot lah!
And what i love about this seafood platter is, the waiter comes out with your platter and stands right beside you, and turn on their portable Bunsen burner and burn the blooming prawn! oh oh! there are cheese on top of the prawns! so wont kanna burn till cannot eat! haha. Melted cheese on top of your prawn! eat also shiock man! PLEASE SPREAD SOME OF THE MELTED CHEESE ON THE RICE AND EAT! Heavenly!!

You can order this with a complete set meal. Its call Perfect Catch! It comes with a soup of the day and a drink! 1 Perfect Catch is solely for one person, but of course you can share lah.

Total Cost (w/o GST):
Seafood Platter for two: $29.90
Perfect Catch: $9.9
10/10 Stars

What happens when Singaporean does THIS!

Honestly, it is amazing what you can find on youtube man! A friend of mine showed me this video. And i wonder what will happen if Singaporeans does this! Confirm GG!
Happy Viewing =)

Man had sex on the bench? nope! with the bench!!!

This is a continuation of the previous entry "Reporter caught Masturbating!!!"

At the bottom of that report, it states something about this guy having sex with the bench! yes! this is the one! went hunting for the news =)

It is amazing how desperate people can be! having sex with the bench. and the best part is, he nearly said goodbye to father's day! read on and you will understand why!

Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused.

Mr Xing, described in reports as "lonely and disturbed", told police that he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench.

When officers and doctors arrived at the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood. But their efforts proved unsuccessful, forcing them to cut the bench from the ground and take it, with Xing attached, to a city hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. They later said that if he had been stuck for just an hour longer they may have been forced to amputate his penis.

There have been several recent cases of people having sex with unusual objects. In May 2008, Edward Smith, claimed to be involved in an intimate relationship with a white Volkswagen Beetle.

Separately, Scot Robert Stewart was placed on the sex offenders register after being caught having trying to copulate with a bicycle. - Telegraph

Worst way to fail driving test!!

Yes! This is by far the worst reason i heard of, read of, on how a driver fails her driving test! All she did was to drive through a puddle of water. and she fails her test! JUST HER LUCK MAN!! haha..

A Manchester mum failed her driving test after she accidentally splashed a man at a bus stop when she went through a puddle.

Michelle Kelly, 31, was told by the examiner it was technically a crash and she should have exchanged details with the pedestrian.

She told the Daily Mirror: "Apparently it constituted a traffic offence and he was treating it as a road accident.

"It wasn't as if I'd deluged this pedestrian. If I'd swerved to avoid the puddle I might have caused an accident."

She added: "I spoke to a firm of driving instructors with 60 years' experience and they'd never heard of it."

The Highway Code does not mention splashing pedestrians but rule 147 says "be careful of and considerate towards all road users".

Michelle, who has taken her test three times, said she now faces a £100 bill to retake. The Driving Standards Agency said it is investigating. - Ananova

Reporter Caught Masturbating!!!

This guy gotta be kidding?!

Why on earth would he do that in public? Furthermore on the bus!

He said he was stress with work, therefore he did that!

But comeon man, ain't there more discreet places like the toilet? or your own house?

A HONG Kong television reporter who quit his job after he was arrested for masturbating naked on a bus said he was only trying to 'ease his stress', reports said on Friday.

Chiu Yu kit, a former journalist at Asia Television (ATV), admitted in court to the act while he was alone on the top tier of a double-decker bus on July 31, The Standard and other newspapers reported.

An off-duty officer made the arrest after he jogged past the bus and saw Chiu standing on a seat naked and facing a window, the court was told.

Chiu, 31, pleaded guilty to one count of indecency in public, but added that he committed the offence only to release his stress.

Principal magistrate Josiah Lam, put Chiu on a one-year good behaviour bond and advised him to exercise or talk to others if he wanted to relax.

Chiu resigned from ATV shortly after incident, which was reported in many local papers.

Last month, a 'lonely and disturbed' Hong Kong man became stuck and had to be freed by emergency services after attempting to have sex with a park bench. -- AFP

Pastor's Fatal Error!!

Secret Agent Clank

PSP Game Review

Secret Agent Clank!

Have been playing this game for the longest period of time, due to the very first stage where i am unable to accomplish. I thought the game had some error, because whenever i select save and off the PSP, when i wanna continue with the game, i will be brought right back to where i started from. Slowly did i realise that the game has different stages, where u need to accomplish before it auto saves the game.

After realising it, the game became much more interesting! Honestly!
You have all the puzzles, the different quests, the different players to choose from and etc. And some of the quest ain't so easy i'm telling you.

Great game to indulge yourself in.

FFG Rating: 7/10

Welcome Note

Hey all.

Welcome! In a few moments, the very first review would be up.
So hang in there =)